Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment
look at that creepy, tall, dancing one
look at him
‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’
‘feast on what is rightfully ours’
‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘
you have some unresolved issues
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
ur own lil cheerleader
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.
They actually did that.
i am the fries at the bottom of the mcdonalds bag
Maybe you go unnoticed at first, but someone’s always thrilled to find you