Rant.

And so it goes.

I am in Tulsa. I don’t want to leave.

photojojo:

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iwatchforsasha:

Over the weekend you may have heard of or seen - nude photos of celebrities were stolen off of their phones and posted online. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, but probably the most disconcerting part of this for me is that some people are blaming the celebrities for having the nude photos on their phones in the first place.

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more]

Previously: Part One

phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: theoutsiders)

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

(Source: daruis)

roachpatrol:

ratchetmessreturns:

Name the drug combo he’s on:

roach: i love you banana man

kino: hes just so into it

kino: its like a spiritual experience

roach: no but like what if this guy is legit the banana spirit

kino: i could believe that

roach: what if this is how banana nymphs do

kino: thats probably how it is

Me at the club.

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